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TV TIPS: August 12-18
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS (Global Canada, 8 pm) See the perverts and idiots of the Jewsmedia that your kids love --then have a talk with them
MOVIE: MURDER BY NUMBERS (COSMMO TV Canada 9 pm) Sandra Bullock is a cop involved in a cat-and-mouse game with a pair of spoiled snotty kids who may be murderers. Fatherless USA breeds monsters.
MARLON: SERIES DEBUT, NBC, 9 pm) The forgotten Wayans brother gets his own summer show. He's not funny, either.
LIVE PD MARATHON (Starts at 5, A&E) For those who don't get Cops on Spike TV, A&E has its own version of the show with cops who look a little healthier and a more serious tone than jive-talking blacks and drunks.