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The Grey
(2012)

The Grey will have your complete attention as you're fully absorbed into the
cold and bleak world from start to finish. The film is tense, engrossing and
extremely well-crafted. With no major complaints, I am more than comfortable
calling director Joe Carnahan's latest effort the must-see movie of the
month.
The Grey follows an Alaskan oil drilling team that faces
impossibly depressing odds after their plane crashes on the way to
Anchorage. Stuck in the middle of nowhere and facing the bitter cold,
the survivors of the accident struggle to recover and formulate a plan.
Ottway (Liam Neeson) was hired to protect the facility from wolves and,
since he's the only person keeping his composure at the moment, he
decides to take charge. Unfortunately, things are about to get a hell of
a lot worse. They soon discover a pack of wolves views them as intruders
and wants them gone. Since wolves don't know how to speak English,
they're going to express that message in an incredibly frightening and
bloody manner, primarily with their teeth. What you're treated to next
is a phenomenal film where you're always on the edge of your seat,
wondering if a wolf will lunge out of nowhere and rip into one of the
main characters or if they'll find any glimmer of hope in this horrific
scenario.
There are so many things that make The Grey an
exceptional movie, but the tension is what I instantly remember. You
will become fully immersed in a setting where you expect something to go
wrong every other minute. The execution of the film either scares you
when you're off guard or leaves you stuck in a permanent state of
anticipation. There's a handful of times my nerves were spot on and
prepared me for the scare, but most of the time I was taken by
surprise. True story: the critic next to me would cover his ears just
about every five minutes expecting a jump-scare. Few movies can
duplicate the sheer amount of tension and suspense this survival movie
offers.
As expected, characters will die and it won't be a pretty sight as
the white snow around them becomes red. A solid script and ample
directing, however, made me grow to care for the soon-to-be wolf chow
victims as they develop during this tragic experience. In many thrillers
/ survival films, characters are killed off and there is a major lack of
emotional impact. This is not the case in The Grey, however, as
I found myself caring about the characters more and more as the movie
went on. You won't groan at stereotype characters you've seen a thousand
times before and each unique personality is a blast to watch as they
share their stories and handle the terrible ordeal in their own ways. On
top of it all, Liam Neeson does a stellar job as a down to earth badass.
A lot of the trailers and promotions have a heavy emphasis on Liam
Neeson gearing up to throw down in what can only be described as an
apparent man versus wolf bloodbath. If this is the primary reason you're
going (to see Neeson box a wolf), you'll be disappointed. Don't let this
deter you though, because there's plenty of action and gruesome violence
to be had throughout this amazing film.
The Grey is worth
seeing on opening night. Neeson is fantastic, the cast is superb and the
film is insanely gritty and shockingly tense. If you can only check out
one movie this month, The Grey should be it.
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Red Tails
(2012)

"Red Tails" squanders a great subject, reducing the real-life
struggles and fierce heroics of the
Tuskegee Airmen to rickety cliché. Some of the action's fun. But if
something about that statement doesn't sound right, well, there's your
chief problem with "Red Tails." It sets out to ingratiate without
provocation or complexity.
This much can be said of producer
George Lucas' long-gestating project: It avoids the aggravating
Hollywood strategy of telling an African American story by way of a
mass-marketable white protagonist, a la the Civil War drama "Glory."
It's actually about the people it's about, in other words.
But Lucas has overseen a movie divided against itself, part "Clone
Wars"-aesthetic kicks, part dutiful sociology. The script, confining the
action to 1944 Italy, places the occasional grown-up sentiment in a
character's mouth, as when one member of the 332nd Fighter Group tells
another: "Don't be in a hurry to get to the killing part." Yet the movie
can't wait to get to the killing part, rendered here in
computer-generated aerial dogfights a little too in love with the
available filmmaking technology and a little too disinterested in the
characters doing the shooting.
The focus is on a fictional group of men stationed at Ramitelli
Airfield. Hard-drinking squadron leader Marty "Easy" Julian (Nate
Parker) is the by-the-book contrast to his best friend, the Jedi
whiz of the bunch, Joe "Lightning" Little (David
Oyelowo). Coffee, the chief mechanic, is played by
Andre Royo, one of several supporting players who worked with
director Anthony Hemingway on "The Wire." (Lucas himself directed the
reshoots.) The marquee names belong to Terrence Howard and
Cuba Gooding Jr., offering complementary portraits in unflappable
leadership as a proud colonel and a pipe-smoking major, respectively.
Producer Lucas, director Hemingway and his writers, John Ridley and
"Boondocks" creator Aaron McGruder, aren't going for serious business
here. As McGruder said in the film's promotional materials, "Red Tails"
offers "a comic-book feel that only George Lucas could bring to a film."
He added: "Before this, we didn't have our
John Wayne, but we now have that kind of larger-than-life treatment,
and the Tuskegee Airmen deserve it."
Yes, and they also deserve some dramatic vitality and plausibility. If
you go to "Red Tails" to learn anything (even heavily fictionalized
things) about the origin of the Tuskegee Airmen or the workaday racism
they had to endure, you will be disappointed. When Howard's defiant
colonel upbraids
the Pentagon brass over their disdain for his men, the sequence is
straight out of a comic book, per co-writer McGruder's description. But
if we can't believe a scene such as this one would ever have happened
that way, not in a million Earth years, then there's no real
gratification in it.
Little romances a local beauty, while Julian loses faith in his
leadership skills. Sick of being sidelined and marginalized in the war,
the men of the 332nd finally get the equipment and the approval they
need to prove themselves in the air, primarily as protection for bombers
delivering their payloads. But "Red Tails" runs into serious
storytelling snags, particularly in its episodic second half. The
writing is self-conscious in the extreme, whether spoken by Germans ("My
God!" says the nemesis the Red Tails nickname "Pretty Boy" — "those
pilots are African!") or a white American prisoner of war ("I guess
there's a lot more to you coloreds than we thought") or a fellow pilot
of the 332nd Fighter Group ("Congratulations, Captain — you are the
first Negro to shoot down a Jerry!").
The actors do all they can. But Lucas and company did not get the script
right with this one, which is the single, dubious link "Red Tails" has
to "Indiana
Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."
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Contraband
(2012)

Mark Wahlberg certainly
doesn't have to make movies like Contraband, but I'm kind of glad
he does. A by-the-numbers action vehicle released in the cinematic
wasteland of January ends up being all the more robust and enjoyable
when Marky Mark is behind the wheel.
Contraband, which
is based on the 2008 Icelandic thriller, Reykjavik-Rotterdam
(awesome title), certainly doesn't cover any new ground. Chris Farraday
(Wahlberg) is a legendary counterfeit smuggler based in New Orleans
who's put aside a life of crime for the sake of his hot wife (Kate
Beckinsale) and cute kids. Chris ends up back in the game when Kate's
idiot younger brother Andy (Caleb Landry Jones) screws up big time
during a drug-running mission, with Chris called upon by the local
cuckoo bird drug lord, Tim Briggs (Giovanni Ribisi), to foot the bill.
Chris enlists the help of his shady pal, Sebastian (Ben Foster, still so
intense you keep waiting for every vein in his face to just explode at
any second), to help him pull off a near-impossible heist involving a
supertanker and several million dollars in counterfeit bills. Call it
The Big Easy Job, with "Easy" packing all sorts of irony.
If this all sounds
familiar, it's because it is, complete with screenwriter Aaron
Guzikowski, making his feature debut, putting in all sorts of twists and
double-crosses that don't make the story more interesting as much as
they create even more implausible plot holes. But Baltasar Kormakur, the
star of the original Icelandic film who came aboard to direct this
American version, knows how to keep this machine moving with an
aggressive style (some of the violence here is as brutal and sudden as
it was in Drive) and a particular knack for handling the
surprisingly large-scale action scenes (by the end of the film, it seems
that all of Louisiana is involved with the big shootout on the docks).
But Kormakur's real ace
card is Wahlberg. I've always been a fan, and often a defender when I
believe some people mistake his particular form of sincerity and
vulnerability for awkwardness or "not being able to act" (really, I
could champion his performances in both M. Night Shyamalan's The
Happening and Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones 'til the
dawn). Despite the fact that he's a movie star, Wahlberg always manages
to bring a kind of working-class earnestness to his characters,
especially when they're Tough But Sensitive Guys with a Dark Past like
Chris Farraday. When Wahlberg makes that stoic scowl he's so good at,
the stakes are suddenly higher. When he gets exasperated, we get
stressed out. He's like the super-popular cool dude in high school who
was always nice to you, even if he wasn't quite your best friend. This
kind of likability and semi-familiarity helps keep Contraband on
track more than anything else.
The rest of the cast does
fine, with Kate Beckinsale given a few (probably obligatory) tough-chick
moments and Giovanni Ribisi amping up the crazy with his nasally voice
and tic-ridden physicality. Ben Foster gets to be a little bit calmer
than usual, but he's still a ticking time bomb that eventually explodes
(and that's not a spoiler -- you'll see it coming from the second you
lay eyes on him). Imagine his J. Jonah Jameson from Sam Raimi's
Spider-Man movies as a ship captain and you'll get an idea of J.K.
Simmons' character, who's one of the main obstacles in Wahlberg's way.
And Caleb Landry Jones, as the dumb brother-in-law who started all this
mess, seems destined for the kind of crazy roles usually played by
Ribisi and Foster.
Contraband isn't a
great movie, nor is it a very original one. But it's almost Citizen
Kane compared to the usual dreck that gets released in the first
month of the year. With this, The Devil Inside last week, and
both The Grey and Haywire coming up, maybe Hollywood will
soon have to find a new dumping ground.
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War Horse
(2011)

"War Horse," Steven
Spielberg's epic family drama about the enduring connection between a
boy and his horse and the Great War that tears them apart, has the sweep
of a classic John Ford movie, the sentiment of Frank Capra and a
spirited steed named Joey who will steal your heart. The film itself is
more difficult to love.
The emotional signature of the director can be felt from the first
frames as he establishes the relationship and the mood of the piece —
there will be tears. The setting is rural England on the eve of the
First World War, the moors and all their harsh beauty made gorgeous by
cinematographer Janusz Kaminski, a longtime Spielberg collaborator, who
uses the same painterly touch whether the scene is pastoral or decimated
by war.
A colt is being born in the field and a teenager, who turns out to be
Albert Narracott (Jeremy Irvine in his feature film debut), crouches in
the distance, awed by the sight. His father (Peter Mullan) is a
forgotten war hero whose memories have turned him into a drunk.
Salt-of-the-earth mum, Rosie (Emily Watson), as solid as the ground she
stands on, has been worn down by the trials of the land and her
husband's soggy state.
Time passes — slowly. The horse grows up with Albert still looking on at
a distance, until his dad, sent to buy a plow horse, comes back with a
pub buzz, empty pockets and the untrained 2-year-old. Never one to
underplay his hand, Spielberg leaves little doubt that Albert's and
Joey's fates are sealed. War, battles, other riders and other challenges
will come and go, but nothing short of death can break their bond.
Essentially screenwriters Lee Hall ("Billy Elliot") and Richard Curtis
("Love Actually" and the "Bridget Jones" films) have given us the purest
sort of love story. In structure, it follows the three-act basics of
most romantic comedies or dramas — they meet, they are separated, they
struggle to find their way back to each other. In tone, "War Horse" is a
symphony in minor key (with composer John Williams playing those chords
with a very heavy hand) to the unconditional and unwavering love that
animals extend us, long a film staple, with the distinctive relationship
with horses in particular yielding a rich vein that includes "National
Velvet," "The Black Stallion," "The Horse Whisperer," "Seabiscuit" and
countless others.
Adapted from the 1982 children's novel by Michael Morpurgo, "War Horse"
was a sensation on stage from its London premiere in 2009 to its New
York opening earlier this year, with the horses brought to stunning life
as giant puppets. Without those visual theatrics, the screenwriters
shift more focus on the people that surround Joey, their worries and
woes trying hard to stack up to the noble steed's. In that, the
filmmakers have sometimes succeeded and sometimes stumbled, with the
earlier scenes beautiful but flat and too many subplots, ranging from
landlords to flirtations, that don't pay off. Even Irvine, who as Albert
is both Joey's soul mate and his destiny, isn't given the sort of
gravitas needed to seriously break your heart.
Things pick up considerably when the colt is sold to the military, and
with that comes a new string of characters and a series of action set
pieces that are as exhilarating as they are devastating. War —
battle-hot or postwar cold, reality or fantasy — has always brought out
the best in Spielberg, and so it is with "War Horse." A cavalry charge
filled with the sound and fury of a hundred soldiers, their swords
flashing, their horses racing breakneck across a field, is unbridled
passion at top speed. Even the muddy trenches of France, its
battlefields coiled by barbed wire, men hollowed out by the fighting, is
brought to life with Spielbergian grace.
Joey's war years begin with a gentleman soldier, Capt. Nicholls
(sensitively drawn by Tom Hiddleston), who has promised to care for
Albert's horse and spends time between skirmishes making sketches to
send back to the boy. In France there is a succession of owners, endless
forced marches, huge German howitzers to haul and other hardships.
Whatever happens to the humans in this war-torn, devastated landscape,
it is the animals whose pain we feel most keenly.
Which is to say, Joey owns nearly every good scene in this movie,
whether he is being hidden by a charming French farm girl (Celine
Buckens) and her grandfather (Niels Arestrup) or in the care of German
soldiers, everyone ups their game in his presence (with 14 horses used
to create that life at various stages). The incredible emotive power of
this horse and the way in which the filmmakers were able to translate it
on-screen are what stay with you.
There is great beauty in "War Horse," great power in the emotional
journey for both boy and beast, if only Spielberg had trusted that we
would be able to read between the lines.
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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
(2011)

It's not like "The Girl
With the Dragon Tattoo" was ever going to be "Rebecca of Sunnybrook
Farm." Not even close.
As readers of the Stieg Larsson novel and viewers of the recent Swedish
film version know all too well, what's on offer is a bleak and savage
story of crime and punishment that features generous portions of
sadistic rape, twisted torture and murders that can charitably be called
grotesque.
Still, adding
David Fincher — the director of "Seven," "Zodiac" and
"Fight Club" — to the mix has proved counterproductive.
Fincher is without doubt a gifted, uncompromising filmmaker with
enviable skill and exceptional collaborators, here including
screenwriter Steven Zaillian and cinematographer Jeff Cronenweth. And as
the director says of his films in his press bio, "He hopes that people
like them, but if they don't, it's not for lack of effort."
Though Fincher's gift for disturbing, twist-the-knife cinema made him
the obvious Hollywood choice, using him here feels, in a
coals-to-Newcastle way, like shipping truckloads of ice to the far
reaches of the polar regions. More than that, it betrays a
misunderstanding of what's at the heart of the phenomenal international
success of the Millennium trilogy books, which clock in at 65 million
copies and counting.
That would be the character of Lisbeth Salander, one of the most
unlikely, idiosyncratic and compelling crime fighters to hit the scene
since Sherlock Holmes. One reason Salander is catnip on the page is that
she is anything but in real life. Antisocial when she's not downright
furious, a sullen 24-year-old computer hacker with more piercings than
friends, she is fierce, furtive and feral. You never want to get in her
way.
Though less well-crafted than the Fincher version, Niel Arden Oplev's
"Dragon Tattoo" did have the crucial advantage of actress
Noomi Rapace. Her savage Salander was as skittish and tattooed as
she should be, but there was always a sense of an actual person inside
those fierce defenses that enabled audiences to connect on screen in the
way readers do on the page.
Playing Salander this time around is
Rooney Mara, an intense young actress who had a fine scene with
Jesse Eisenberg's
Mark Zuckerberg at the opening of Fincher's excellent
"The Social Network." She committed herself totally to the "Dragon
Tattoo" role and clearly did everything her director asked of her, but
this film's cold, almost robotic conception of Salander as a twitchy,
anorexic waif feels more like a stunt than a complete character, and so
the best part of the reason we care enough to endure all that mayhem has
gone away.
Before Salander appears on the scene, "Dragon Tattoo" introduces its
nominal protagonist, Millennium magazine journalist Mikael Blomkvist,
played with relentless surliness by an effective
Daniel Craig. A crusader for truth against the bloated capitalists
of the world (and likely Larsson's version of himself), Blomkvist is not
having the best of days.
The journalist has found himself on the losing end of a libel verdict.
Facing imprisonment and wanting to take a break from his magazine,
Blomkvist is receptive when he gets a phone call from an attorney saying
that one of
Sweden's most powerful men wants to see him.
That would be Henrik Vanger (Christopher
Plummer), a retired industrialist who lives on the family-owned
Hedeby Island a few hours north of Stockholm and has, in his own words,
"spent half of my life investigating the events of a single day."
Those events, which have something of the flavor of a classic
locked-room mystery, involve the disappearance of Vanger's favorite
niece, Harriet. On the day in question, when a bridge accident made
leaving the island impossible, 16-year-old Harriet simply vanished.
Vanger not only suspects she was murdered, he thinks it was done by a
member of his family, and he wants Blomkvist to put his investigative
reporting skills to work finding the truth.
So the journalist moves into a frigid cabin on the island, abandoning
his it-works-for-us relationship with his married publisher (Robin
Wright) and starts making charts and tacking photos onto the wall
like he was one of the hard-core Baltimore cops on "The Wire."
Circumstances soon make Blomkvist aware of Salander and her particular
skill set, and he convinces her to work with him. She is having deep
troubles of her own, including a vicious sexual predator who thinks she
is an easy mark (ha!). The Salander-Blomkvist collaboration is good for
both them and the film.
Screenwriter Zaillian has adroitly pared down the 500-plus-page book
(the chatter about a change to the ending is a tempest in a teapot) and
what's on screen also benefits from the work of "Social Network"
collaborators including production designer Donald Graham Burt, editors
Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall and composers
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross. But unlike that film, which profited
from Eisenberg's humanity in a not particularly human role, "The Girl
With the Dragon Tattoo" is too frigid around the heart to be really
effective.
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Recommended Reading:
What DON ANDREWS is reading:
HIGHLANDERS: A JOURNEY TO THE CAUCASUS by Yo'av Karny (426
pages, FSG Publishers )
What BOB SMITH is reading:
WE NEED TO TALK by Andy Turnbull (306 pages, Red Ear Publishing )
The Rook by Daniel O'Malley [
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Hope: A Tragedy by Shalom Auslander [
Review ]
BLACKWATER: THE RISE OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MERCENARY ARMY
by Jeremy Scahill ( 550 pages, Nation Books)
Consent of the Networked by Rebecca MacKinnon [
Excerpt ]
Hitch-22: A Memoir, by Christopher Hitchens,
McClelland & Stewart, 422 pages [
Review ]
UNHOLY ALLIANCES by Peter Levenda (Continuum
Books, 400 pgs.)
International Jew by Henry Ford [
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THE REVOLUTION: A MANIFESTO by Ron Paul THE THIRTEENTH TRIBE by Arthur Koestler THE FRENCH REVOLUTION IN SANTO DOMINGO by T. Lothrop Stoppard
HITLER'S SECRET BOOK by Adolf Hitler RACE, EVOLUTION & BEHAVIOR by J. Phillippe Rushton HEGEMONY
OR SURVIVAL by Noam Chomsky
The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitzyn
Goebbels by David Irving (Focal Point Books): the shortsighted dynamo
of the Third Reich;
Unholy Alliances Warren Kinsella
White Hoods Julian Sher
Web Of Hate Warren Kinsella
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For RuPaul, Ron Paul Confusion Is a Real Drag
RuPaul is giving it a twirl and walking the
political catwalk to disprove once and for all that he’s not
presidential candidate Ron Paul.
The confusion started four years ago when the actor, model and drag
queen was mistaken for libertarian-leaning presidential candidate Ron
Paul, 76.
Despite the obvious physical contrasts and their 25-year age difference,
the star of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” was peppered with questions mostly
concerning her presidential platform. “They get confused when I tell
them that my platform is six inches and is covered in rhinestones,” a
flabbergasted RuPaul, 51, said.
His mission is simple. He’s in New Hampshire to have his picture taken
with the Texas congressman so America can once and for all not confuse
the two, although he concedes that his pussycat wig and high heels do
make a fierce political statement.
“Our founding fathers wore wigs, did you ever think about that,” said
the performer who was born in San Diego as RuPaul Andre Charles.
The drag queen diva says he’s best suited to serve America by finding
its next drag queen superstar.
When asked what Ron Paul’s drag name would be, RuPaul quickly retorted “RuPaul.”

Etta James Dead at 73
Etta James, the sultry, powerful blues, R&B
and jazz singer who infused her work with a depth of emotion culled from
hard-fought experience, died today in Riverside, Calif. She was 73. In
2010, Ms. James was diagnosed with leukemia. The singer also suffered
from hepatitis C and dementia and spent two weeks in the hospital
earlier this month.
Ms. James is best known for her 1961 hit “At Last,” which is the
definitive version of the oft-covered classic. Though her career was
marked by fits and starts, she continued to record throughout the years;
her ’90 disk “Seven-Year-Itch” is among her overlooked masterworks. Her
’93 release “Mystery Lady: Songs of Billie Holiday” is a loving tribute
to one of her influences – though on the disk the always-bold Ms. James
doesn’t surrender to Ms. Holiday’s distinctive style. She earned a
Grammy as a Jazz Vocalist for the Holiday tribute, one of six she
received from the recording academy.
Ms. James was born Jamesetta Hawkins in 1938 in Los Angeles. After
moving to San Francisco in 1950, she formed a doo-wop trio and shortly
thereafter met singer, composer and producer Johnny Otis, who,
coincidentally, died last Tuesday. In 1955, as a member of the Peaches,
she had a top hit on the R&B charts with “Wallflower (Dance with Me,
Henry),” Otis’s sly reply to Hank Ballard’s “Work with Me, Annie.” A
year later, as a solo act she toured with Little Richard and later with
Johnny “Guitar” Watson.
Her best-known work came during her stint with Chess Records. Her ’61
album “At Last!” illustrated her versatility: In addition to the title
track, it also included the jazz ballads “Stormy Weather” and “Sunday
Kind of Love” as well as Willie Dixon’s “I Just Want to Make Love to
You,” popularized by fellow Chess artist Muddy Waters. In ’68, she had a
memorable hit with “I’d Rather Go Blind.”
Her career was halted by a crippling addiction to heroin that led
briefly to a life of crime. Though she is said to have kicked heroin in
the mid ‘70s – as part of a plea agreement, she was sentenced to a drug
treatment center instead of prison – Ms. James continued to fight
against the temptation of drugs for much of the remainder of her adult
years. Her tumultuous personal life was depicted in her 2003
autobiography “Rage to Survive” as well as in the ‘08 film “Cadillac
Records,” in which she was portrayed by Beyoncé. Despite her rocky road,
Ms. James’ talent rarely wavered.
Etta James is member of the Rock & Roll, Rockabilly, Blues and Grammy
halls of fame and is honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Funeral arrangements have yet to be announced.

Why Howard Stern is perfect for 'America's Got
Talent'
When news broke that Howard Stern was
joining the "America's Got Talent" panel, there was no doubt that there
would be plenty of folks who would be upset by the news. After all, the
man is known for some rather raunchy stunts (Fartman, anyone?) and ...
umm ... adult interviews and subject matter on his radio show over the
years.
But love him or hate him, the self-proclaimed King of All Media really
is a great fit, and not just for "AGT," but for talent competitions in
general. Here's why:
1. He loves reality competitions
The worst type of judge a talent show can have is one who is bored.
Remember Simon Cowell on his last season of "American Idol"? Dude was
totally phoning it in with half-hearted criticisms, and he even admitted
to GQ that "I was bored." That's not going to be Stern, at least, not
during his first season on "AGT." As fans of his SiriusXM radio show
know, the shock jock loves him some reality TV and isn't afraid to admit
it. He's been ranting and raving about performances on "Dancing With the
Stars," "Idol," "AGT" and other programs during his satellite show for
awhile now.
2. He speaks the truth
The best part of his ranting and raving? His honesty. While the actual
judges on the talent competitions have often sugarcoated their
criticisms of some truly awful efforts, Stern has called it like it is
on his show. And he's not going to stop when he gets on national TV. "I,
in no way, want to get in the way of the show," he told his SiriusXM
listeners Thursday morning. "My job is to judge. You put the talent in
front of me, I will give you an honest opinion. I don't want to hurt
anyone's feelings, but feelings are going to be hurt." So for those of
you who have been complaining about judges fawning over everyone, you're
getting what you asked for.
3. He knows how to behave
Remember, the man was on terrestrial radio for nearly three decades
before his "Howard Stern Show" moved to satellite radio. Plus, he's made
numerous appearances on network TV. What does that mean? He knows the
FCC rules, and he knows what he can and cannot say! Besides, he's not
going to be judging porn stars on "AGT," he'll be judging average folks
and their various family-friendly talents. If Steven Tyler can manage to
not rack up sky-high fines from the FCC on "Idol," Stern can do it on "AGT"
too. Remember the numerous ick-worthy comments the rocker made to young
female contestants last season? The too-many-to-count bleeps in his
wacky comments? Yeah, Stern will be just fine. Besides, it's not like
someone won't be sitting with their finger on the censor button, ready
to bleep him -- or fellow judge Sharon Osbourne, for that matter.
4. He's a great interviewer
Stern knows how to get his subjects to dish on the good stuff, a feat
that not everyone can manage. It's a talent that will be sure to help "AGT"
drum up some extra shockers and drama -- in other words, ratings.
5. He's a family man
Stern may come across as a sex-crazed guy on his radio show, but that's
his on-air personality. Away from the mic, he has always insisted he's a
good guy. As he said during his interview on CNN's "Piers Morgan" (whose
spot at the "AGT" judging table Stern happens to now be taking), he's
never cheated on his wife -- not first wife Alison, not current wife
Beth, whom he constantly gushes about. He raised three daughters, so he
probably has at least some idea about how to tailor his comments to be
family friendly. Did I also mention that he adores his dog Bianca
Romijn-Stamos? So yeah, he has a raunchy radio personality, but his
scandals aren't quite on the same level as others who have been part of
the show. There wasn't this much outrage when Jerry Springer -- who has
admitted to hiring prostitutes and has his own talk-show featuring
cheaters, strippers and more -- hosted "AGT."
6. He's just plain entertaining
There's a reason why Stern has been such a huge success, and it's not
all thanks to the dirty talk. He's a hard-working man who's great at
entertaining. Regardless of whether you like what he has to say, he'll
get a reaction out of you, and you'll stay tuned.

Could 'Dexter' end with season 8?
Serial killer drama “Dexter” has been
renewed for two more seasons, but that could be all fans will get out of
the series.
Showtime president David Nevins has told Entertainment Weekly that while
this could change, "everybody is operating under [the] assumption" that
seasons 7 and 8 will constitute the end of “Dexter.”
Additionally, a storyline is already being crafted to be carried out
during those next two seasons.
"There’s things that are going to happen [this season] that will set up
a very clear endgame that will take two seasons to tell," Nevins told EW
on Thursday.
“Coming back for two more years gives us clarity about how and when it
will go out,” the TV exec explained.
Nevins developed and produced the hit show “Friday Night Lights,” and
said that a similar timeline helped end the series successfully.
“Having that definitiveness always helps,” he noted. “We were able to
plot very clearly. It’s rare to have that degree of certainty.”
Seasons 7 and 8 will include the standard 12 episodes. Catch season 6 on
Sundays at 9 p.m. on Showtime.
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