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The Grey (2012)


 

The Grey will have your complete attention as you're fully absorbed into the cold and bleak world from start to finish. The film is tense, engrossing and extremely well-crafted. With no major complaints, I am more than comfortable calling director Joe Carnahan's latest effort the must-see movie of the month.

The Grey follows an Alaskan oil drilling team that faces impossibly depressing odds after their plane crashes on the way to Anchorage. Stuck in the middle of nowhere and facing the bitter cold, the survivors of the accident struggle to recover and formulate a plan. Ottway (Liam Neeson) was hired to protect the facility from wolves and, since he's the only person keeping his composure at the moment, he decides to take charge. Unfortunately, things are about to get a hell of a lot worse. They soon discover a pack of wolves views them as intruders and wants them gone. Since wolves don't know how to speak English, they're going to express that message in an incredibly frightening and bloody manner, primarily with their teeth. What you're treated to next is a phenomenal film where you're always on the edge of your seat, wondering if a wolf will lunge out of nowhere and rip into one of the main characters or if they'll find any glimmer of hope in this horrific scenario.

There are so many things that make The Grey an exceptional movie, but the tension is what I instantly remember. You will become fully immersed in a setting where you expect something to go wrong every other minute. The execution of the film either scares you when you're off guard or leaves you stuck in a permanent state of anticipation. There's a handful of times my nerves were spot on and prepared me for the scare, but most of the time I was taken by surprise. True story: the critic next to me would cover his ears just about every five minutes expecting a jump-scare. Few movies can duplicate the sheer amount of tension and suspense this survival movie offers.

As expected, characters will die and it won't be a pretty sight as the white snow around them becomes red. A solid script and ample directing, however, made me grow to care for the soon-to-be wolf chow victims as they develop during this tragic experience. In many thrillers / survival films, characters are killed off and there is a major lack of emotional impact. This is not the case in The Grey, however, as I found myself caring about the characters more and more as the movie went on. You won't groan at stereotype characters you've seen a thousand times before and each unique personality is a blast to watch as they share their stories and handle the terrible ordeal in their own ways. On top of it all, Liam Neeson does a stellar job as a down to earth badass.

A lot of the trailers and promotions have a heavy emphasis on Liam Neeson gearing up to throw down in what can only be described as an apparent man versus wolf bloodbath. If this is the primary reason you're going (to see Neeson box a wolf), you'll be disappointed. Don't let this deter you though, because there's plenty of action and gruesome violence to be had throughout this amazing film.

The Grey is worth seeing on opening night. Neeson is fantastic, the cast is superb and the film is insanely gritty and shockingly tense. If you can only check out one movie this month, The Grey should be it.

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Red Tails (2012)


 

"Red Tails" squanders a great subject, reducing the real-life struggles and fierce heroics of the Tuskegee Airmen to rickety cliché. Some of the action's fun. But if something about that statement doesn't sound right, well, there's your chief problem with "Red Tails." It sets out to ingratiate without provocation or complexity.

This much can be said of producer George Lucas' long-gestating project: It avoids the aggravating Hollywood strategy of telling an African American story by way of a mass-marketable white protagonist, a la the Civil War drama "Glory." It's actually about the people it's about, in other words.

But Lucas has overseen a movie divided against itself, part "Clone Wars"-aesthetic kicks, part dutiful sociology. The script, confining the action to 1944 Italy, places the occasional grown-up sentiment in a character's mouth, as when one member of the 332nd Fighter Group tells another: "Don't be in a hurry to get to the killing part." Yet the movie can't wait to get to the killing part, rendered here in computer-generated aerial dogfights a little too in love with the available filmmaking technology and a little too disinterested in the characters doing the shooting.

The focus is on a fictional group of men stationed at Ramitelli Airfield. Hard-drinking squadron leader Marty "Easy" Julian (Nate Parker) is the by-the-book contrast to his best friend, the Jedi whiz of the bunch, Joe "Lightning" Little (David Oyelowo). Coffee, the chief mechanic, is played by Andre Royo, one of several supporting players who worked with director Anthony Hemingway on "The Wire." (Lucas himself directed the reshoots.) The marquee names belong to Terrence Howard and Cuba Gooding Jr., offering complementary portraits in unflappable leadership as a proud colonel and a pipe-smoking major, respectively.

Producer Lucas, director Hemingway and his writers, John Ridley and "Boondocks" creator Aaron McGruder, aren't going for serious business here. As McGruder said in the film's promotional materials, "Red Tails" offers "a comic-book feel that only George Lucas could bring to a film." He added: "Before this, we didn't have our John Wayne, but we now have that kind of larger-than-life treatment, and the Tuskegee Airmen deserve it."

Yes, and they also deserve some dramatic vitality and plausibility. If you go to "Red Tails" to learn anything (even heavily fictionalized things) about the origin of the Tuskegee Airmen or the workaday racism they had to endure, you will be disappointed. When Howard's defiant colonel upbraids the Pentagon brass over their disdain for his men, the sequence is straight out of a comic book, per co-writer McGruder's description. But if we can't believe a scene such as this one would ever have happened that way, not in a million Earth years, then there's no real gratification in it.

Little romances a local beauty, while Julian loses faith in his leadership skills. Sick of being sidelined and marginalized in the war, the men of the 332nd finally get the equipment and the approval they need to prove themselves in the air, primarily as protection for bombers delivering their payloads. But "Red Tails" runs into serious storytelling snags, particularly in its episodic second half. The writing is self-conscious in the extreme, whether spoken by Germans ("My God!" says the nemesis the Red Tails nickname "Pretty Boy" — "those pilots are African!") or a white American prisoner of war ("I guess there's a lot more to you coloreds than we thought") or a fellow pilot of the 332nd Fighter Group ("Congratulations, Captain — you are the first Negro to shoot down a Jerry!").

The actors do all they can. But Lucas and company did not get the script right with this one, which is the single, dubious link "Red Tails" has to "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

 

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Contraband (2012)


 

Mark Wahlberg certainly doesn't have to make movies like Contraband, but I'm kind of glad he does. A by-the-numbers action vehicle released in the cinematic wasteland of January ends up being all the more robust and enjoyable when Marky Mark is behind the wheel.

 

Contraband, which is based on the 2008 Icelandic thriller, Reykjavik-Rotterdam (awesome title), certainly doesn't cover any new ground. Chris Farraday (Wahlberg) is a legendary counterfeit smuggler based in New Orleans who's put aside a life of crime for the sake of his hot wife (Kate Beckinsale) and cute kids. Chris ends up back in the game when Kate's idiot younger brother Andy (Caleb Landry Jones) screws up big time during a drug-running mission, with Chris called upon by the local cuckoo bird drug lord, Tim Briggs (Giovanni Ribisi), to foot the bill. Chris enlists the help of his shady pal, Sebastian (Ben Foster, still so intense you keep waiting for every vein in his face to just explode at any second), to help him pull off a near-impossible heist involving a supertanker and several million dollars in counterfeit bills. Call it The Big Easy Job, with "Easy" packing all sorts of irony.

 

If this all sounds familiar, it's because it is, complete with screenwriter Aaron Guzikowski, making his feature debut, putting in all sorts of twists and double-crosses that don't make the story more interesting as much as they create even more implausible plot holes. But Baltasar Kormakur, the star of the original Icelandic film who came aboard to direct this American version, knows how to keep this machine moving with an aggressive style (some of the violence here is as brutal and sudden as it was in Drive) and a particular knack for handling the surprisingly large-scale action scenes (by the end of the film, it seems that all of Louisiana is involved with the big shootout on the docks).

 

But Kormakur's real ace card is Wahlberg. I've always been a fan, and often a defender when I believe some people mistake his particular form of sincerity and vulnerability for awkwardness or "not being able to act" (really, I could champion his performances in both M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening and Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones 'til the dawn). Despite the fact that he's a movie star, Wahlberg always manages to bring a kind of working-class earnestness to his characters, especially when they're Tough But Sensitive Guys with a Dark Past like Chris Farraday. When Wahlberg makes that stoic scowl he's so good at, the stakes are suddenly higher. When he gets exasperated, we get stressed out. He's like the super-popular cool dude in high school who was always nice to you, even if he wasn't quite your best friend. This kind of likability and semi-familiarity helps keep Contraband on track more than anything else.

 

The rest of the cast does fine, with Kate Beckinsale given a few (probably obligatory) tough-chick moments and Giovanni Ribisi amping up the crazy with his nasally voice and tic-ridden physicality. Ben Foster gets to be a little bit calmer than usual, but he's still a ticking time bomb that eventually explodes (and that's not a spoiler -- you'll see it coming from the second you lay eyes on him). Imagine his J. Jonah Jameson from Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies as a ship captain and you'll get an idea of J.K. Simmons' character, who's one of the main obstacles in Wahlberg's way. And Caleb Landry Jones, as the dumb brother-in-law who started all this mess, seems destined for the kind of crazy roles usually played by Ribisi and Foster.

 

Contraband isn't a great movie, nor is it a very original one. But it's almost Citizen Kane compared to the usual dreck that gets released in the first month of the year. With this, The Devil Inside last week, and both The Grey and Haywire coming up, maybe Hollywood will soon have to find a new dumping ground.

 

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War Horse (2011)


 

"War Horse," Steven Spielberg's epic family drama about the enduring connection between a boy and his horse and the Great War that tears them apart, has the sweep of a classic John Ford movie, the sentiment of Frank Capra and a spirited steed named Joey who will steal your heart. The film itself is more difficult to love.

The emotional signature of the director can be felt from the first frames as he establishes the relationship and the mood of the piece — there will be tears. The setting is rural England on the eve of the First World War, the moors and all their harsh beauty made gorgeous by cinematographer Janusz Kaminski, a longtime Spielberg collaborator, who uses the same painterly touch whether the scene is pastoral or decimated by war.

A colt is being born in the field and a teenager, who turns out to be Albert Narracott (Jeremy Irvine in his feature film debut), crouches in the distance, awed by the sight. His father (Peter Mullan) is a forgotten war hero whose memories have turned him into a drunk. Salt-of-the-earth mum, Rosie (Emily Watson), as solid as the ground she stands on, has been worn down by the trials of the land and her husband's soggy state.

Time passes — slowly. The horse grows up with Albert still looking on at a distance, until his dad, sent to buy a plow horse, comes back with a pub buzz, empty pockets and the untrained 2-year-old. Never one to underplay his hand, Spielberg leaves little doubt that Albert's and Joey's fates are sealed. War, battles, other riders and other challenges will come and go, but nothing short of death can break their bond.

Essentially screenwriters Lee Hall ("Billy Elliot") and Richard Curtis ("Love Actually" and the "Bridget Jones" films) have given us the purest sort of love story. In structure, it follows the three-act basics of most romantic comedies or dramas — they meet, they are separated, they struggle to find their way back to each other. In tone, "War Horse" is a symphony in minor key (with composer John Williams playing those chords with a very heavy hand) to the unconditional and unwavering love that animals extend us, long a film staple, with the distinctive relationship with horses in particular yielding a rich vein that includes "National Velvet," "The Black Stallion," "The Horse Whisperer," "Seabiscuit" and countless others.

Adapted from the 1982 children's novel by Michael Morpurgo, "War Horse" was a sensation on stage from its London premiere in 2009 to its New York opening earlier this year, with the horses brought to stunning life as giant puppets. Without those visual theatrics, the screenwriters shift more focus on the people that surround Joey, their worries and woes trying hard to stack up to the noble steed's. In that, the filmmakers have sometimes succeeded and sometimes stumbled, with the earlier scenes beautiful but flat and too many subplots, ranging from landlords to flirtations, that don't pay off. Even Irvine, who as Albert is both Joey's soul mate and his destiny, isn't given the sort of gravitas needed to seriously break your heart.

Things pick up considerably when the colt is sold to the military, and with that comes a new string of characters and a series of action set pieces that are as exhilarating as they are devastating. War — battle-hot or postwar cold, reality or fantasy — has always brought out the best in Spielberg, and so it is with "War Horse." A cavalry charge filled with the sound and fury of a hundred soldiers, their swords flashing, their horses racing breakneck across a field, is unbridled passion at top speed. Even the muddy trenches of France, its battlefields coiled by barbed wire, men hollowed out by the fighting, is brought to life with Spielbergian grace.

Joey's war years begin with a gentleman soldier, Capt. Nicholls (sensitively drawn by Tom Hiddleston), who has promised to care for Albert's horse and spends time between skirmishes making sketches to send back to the boy. In France there is a succession of owners, endless forced marches, huge German howitzers to haul and other hardships. Whatever happens to the humans in this war-torn, devastated landscape, it is the animals whose pain we feel most keenly.

Which is to say, Joey owns nearly every good scene in this movie, whether he is being hidden by a charming French farm girl (Celine Buckens) and her grandfather (Niels Arestrup) or in the care of German soldiers, everyone ups their game in his presence (with 14 horses used to create that life at various stages). The incredible emotive power of this horse and the way in which the filmmakers were able to translate it on-screen are what stay with you.

There is great beauty in "War Horse," great power in the emotional journey for both boy and beast, if only Spielberg had trusted that we would be able to read between the lines.

 

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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011)


 

It's not like "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" was ever going to be "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm." Not even close.

As readers of the Stieg Larsson novel and viewers of the recent Swedish film version know all too well, what's on offer is a bleak and savage story of crime and punishment that features generous portions of sadistic rape, twisted torture and murders that can charitably be called grotesque.

Still, adding David Fincher — the director of "Seven," "Zodiac" and "Fight Club" — to the mix has proved counterproductive.

Fincher is without doubt a gifted, uncompromising filmmaker with enviable skill and exceptional collaborators, here including screenwriter Steven Zaillian and cinematographer Jeff Cronenweth. And as the director says of his films in his press bio, "He hopes that people like them, but if they don't, it's not for lack of effort."

Though Fincher's gift for disturbing, twist-the-knife cinema made him the obvious Hollywood choice, using him here feels, in a coals-to-Newcastle way, like shipping truckloads of ice to the far reaches of the polar regions. More than that, it betrays a misunderstanding of what's at the heart of the phenomenal international success of the Millennium trilogy books, which clock in at 65 million copies and counting.

That would be the character of Lisbeth Salander, one of the most unlikely, idiosyncratic and compelling crime fighters to hit the scene since Sherlock Holmes. One reason Salander is catnip on the page is that she is anything but in real life. Antisocial when she's not downright furious, a sullen 24-year-old computer hacker with more piercings than friends, she is fierce, furtive and feral. You never want to get in her way.

Though less well-crafted than the Fincher version, Niel Arden Oplev's "Dragon Tattoo" did have the crucial advantage of actress Noomi Rapace. Her savage Salander was as skittish and tattooed as she should be, but there was always a sense of an actual person inside those fierce defenses that enabled audiences to connect on screen in the way readers do on the page.

Playing Salander this time around is Rooney Mara, an intense young actress who had a fine scene with Jesse Eisenberg's Mark Zuckerberg at the opening of Fincher's excellent "The Social Network." She committed herself totally to the "Dragon Tattoo" role and clearly did everything her director asked of her, but this film's cold, almost robotic conception of Salander as a twitchy, anorexic waif feels more like a stunt than a complete character, and so the best part of the reason we care enough to endure all that mayhem has gone away.

Before Salander appears on the scene, "Dragon Tattoo" introduces its nominal protagonist, Millennium magazine journalist Mikael Blomkvist, played with relentless surliness by an effective Daniel Craig. A crusader for truth against the bloated capitalists of the world (and likely Larsson's version of himself), Blomkvist is not having the best of days.

The journalist has found himself on the losing end of a libel verdict. Facing imprisonment and wanting to take a break from his magazine, Blomkvist is receptive when he gets a phone call from an attorney saying that one of Sweden's most powerful men wants to see him.

That would be Henrik Vanger (Christopher Plummer), a retired industrialist who lives on the family-owned Hedeby Island a few hours north of Stockholm and has, in his own words, "spent half of my life investigating the events of a single day."

Those events, which have something of the flavor of a classic locked-room mystery, involve the disappearance of Vanger's favorite niece, Harriet. On the day in question, when a bridge accident made leaving the island impossible, 16-year-old Harriet simply vanished. Vanger not only suspects she was murdered, he thinks it was done by a member of his family, and he wants Blomkvist to put his investigative reporting skills to work finding the truth.

So the journalist moves into a frigid cabin on the island, abandoning his it-works-for-us relationship with his married publisher (Robin Wright) and starts making charts and tacking photos onto the wall like he was one of the hard-core Baltimore cops on "The Wire."

Circumstances soon make Blomkvist aware of Salander and her particular skill set, and he convinces her to work with him. She is having deep troubles of her own, including a vicious sexual predator who thinks she is an easy mark (ha!). The Salander-Blomkvist collaboration is good for both them and the film.

Screenwriter Zaillian has adroitly pared down the 500-plus-page book (the chatter about a change to the ending is a tempest in a teapot) and what's on screen also benefits from the work of "Social Network" collaborators including production designer Donald Graham Burt, editors Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall and composers Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross. But unlike that film, which profited from Eisenberg's humanity in a not particularly human role, "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" is too frigid around the heart to be really effective.

 

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Recommended Reading:



What DON ANDREWS is reading:

HIGHLANDERS: A JOURNEY TO THE CAUCASUS by Yo'av Karny (426 pages, FSG Publishers )

What BOB SMITH is reading:
WE NEED TO TALK by Andy Turnbull (306 pages, Red Ear Publishing )

 

The Rook by Daniel O'Malley  [ Review ]

 

Hope: A Tragedy by Shalom Auslander  [ Review ]

 

BLACKWATER: THE RISE OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MERCENARY ARMY
by Jeremy Scahill ( 550 pages, Nation Books)
 

Consent of the Networked by Rebecca MacKinnon [ Excerpt ]

 

Hitch-22: A Memoir, by Christopher Hitchens, McClelland & Stewart, 422 pages  [ Review ]

 

UNHOLY ALLIANCES by Peter Levenda (Continuum Books, 400 pgs.)

 

International Jew by Henry Ford  [ Download PDF File  ]
 

THE REVOLUTION: A MANIFESTO by Ron Paul

 

THE THIRTEENTH TRIBE by Arthur Koestler

 

THE FRENCH REVOLUTION IN SANTO DOMINGO by T. Lothrop Stoppard

HITLER'S SECRET BOOK by Adolf Hitler

 

RACE, EVOLUTION & BEHAVIOR by J. Phillippe Rushton

 

HEGEMONY OR SURVIVAL by Noam Chomsky
 

The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitzyn

Goebbels by David Irving (Focal Point Books): the shortsighted dynamo of the Third Reich;

Unholy Alliances Warren Kinsella


White Hoods Julian Sher

Web Of Hate Warren Kinsella

Is God A Racist? Prof. Stanley R. Barrett
Entertaining and scholarly account of the white nationalist movement in Canada, including the Edmund Burke Society, Western Guard and Nationalist Party

 

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For RuPaul, Ron Paul Confusion Is a Real Drag

 

RuPaul is giving it a twirl and walking the political catwalk to disprove once and for all that he’s not presidential candidate Ron Paul.

The confusion started four years ago when the actor, model and drag queen was mistaken for libertarian-leaning presidential candidate Ron Paul, 76.

Despite the obvious physical contrasts and their 25-year age difference, the star of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” was peppered with questions mostly concerning her presidential platform. “They get confused when I tell them that my platform is six inches and is covered in rhinestones,” a flabbergasted RuPaul, 51, said.

His mission is simple. He’s in New Hampshire to have his picture taken with the Texas congressman so America can once and for all not confuse the two, although he concedes that his pussycat wig and high heels do make a fierce political statement.

“Our founding fathers wore wigs, did you ever think about that,” said the performer who was born in San Diego as RuPaul Andre Charles.

The drag queen diva says he’s best suited to serve America by finding its next drag queen superstar.

When asked what Ron Paul’s drag name would be, RuPaul quickly retorted “RuPaul.”

 

Etta James Dead at 73

 

Etta James, the sultry, powerful blues, R&B and jazz singer who infused her work with a depth of emotion culled from hard-fought experience, died today in Riverside, Calif. She was 73. In 2010, Ms. James was diagnosed with leukemia. The singer also suffered from hepatitis C and dementia and spent two weeks in the hospital earlier this month.

Ms. James is best known for her 1961 hit “At Last,” which is the definitive version of the oft-covered classic. Though her career was marked by fits and starts, she continued to record throughout the years; her ’90 disk “Seven-Year-Itch” is among her overlooked masterworks. Her ’93 release “Mystery Lady: Songs of Billie Holiday” is a loving tribute to one of her influences – though on the disk the always-bold Ms. James doesn’t surrender to Ms. Holiday’s distinctive style. She earned a Grammy as a Jazz Vocalist for the Holiday tribute, one of six she received from the recording academy.

Ms. James was born Jamesetta Hawkins in 1938 in Los Angeles. After moving to San Francisco in 1950, she formed a doo-wop trio and shortly thereafter met singer, composer and producer Johnny Otis, who, coincidentally, died last Tuesday. In 1955, as a member of the Peaches, she had a top hit on the R&B charts with “Wallflower (Dance with Me, Henry),” Otis’s sly reply to Hank Ballard’s “Work with Me, Annie.” A year later, as a solo act she toured with Little Richard and later with Johnny “Guitar” Watson.

Her best-known work came during her stint with Chess Records. Her ’61 album “At Last!” illustrated her versatility: In addition to the title track, it also included the jazz ballads “Stormy Weather” and “Sunday Kind of Love” as well as Willie Dixon’s “I Just Want to Make Love to You,” popularized by fellow Chess artist Muddy Waters. In ’68, she had a memorable hit with “I’d Rather Go Blind.”

Her career was halted by a crippling addiction to heroin that led briefly to a life of crime. Though she is said to have kicked heroin in the mid ‘70s – as part of a plea agreement, she was sentenced to a drug treatment center instead of prison – Ms. James continued to fight against the temptation of drugs for much of the remainder of her adult years. Her tumultuous personal life was depicted in her 2003 autobiography “Rage to Survive” as well as in the ‘08 film “Cadillac Records,” in which she was portrayed by Beyoncé. Despite her rocky road, Ms. James’ talent rarely wavered.

Etta James is member of the Rock & Roll, Rockabilly, Blues and Grammy halls of fame and is honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Funeral arrangements have yet to be announced.

 

Why Howard Stern is perfect for 'America's Got Talent'
 

When news broke that Howard Stern was joining the "America's Got Talent" panel, there was no doubt that there would be plenty of folks who would be upset by the news. After all, the man is known for some rather raunchy stunts (Fartman, anyone?) and ... umm ... adult interviews and subject matter on his radio show over the years.

But love him or hate him, the self-proclaimed King of All Media really is a great fit, and not just for "AGT," but for talent competitions in general. Here's why:

1. He loves reality competitions


The worst type of judge a talent show can have is one who is bored. Remember Simon Cowell on his last season of "American Idol"? Dude was totally phoning it in with half-hearted criticisms, and he even admitted to GQ that "I was bored." That's not going to be Stern, at least, not during his first season on "AGT." As fans of his SiriusXM radio show know, the shock jock loves him some reality TV and isn't afraid to admit it. He's been ranting and raving about performances on "Dancing With the Stars," "Idol," "AGT" and other programs during his satellite show for awhile now.

2. He speaks the truth


The best part of his ranting and raving? His honesty. While the actual judges on the talent competitions have often sugarcoated their criticisms of some truly awful efforts, Stern has called it like it is on his show. And he's not going to stop when he gets on national TV. "I, in no way, want to get in the way of the show," he told his SiriusXM listeners Thursday morning. "My job is to judge. You put the talent in front of me, I will give you an honest opinion. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but feelings are going to be hurt." So for those of you who have been complaining about judges fawning over everyone, you're getting what you asked for.

 

3. He knows how to behave


Remember, the man was on terrestrial radio for nearly three decades before his "Howard Stern Show" moved to satellite radio. Plus, he's made numerous appearances on network TV. What does that mean? He knows the FCC rules, and he knows what he can and cannot say! Besides, he's not going to be judging porn stars on "AGT," he'll be judging average folks and their various family-friendly talents. If Steven Tyler can manage to not rack up sky-high fines from the FCC on "Idol," Stern can do it on "AGT" too. Remember the numerous ick-worthy comments the rocker made to young female contestants last season? The too-many-to-count bleeps in his wacky comments? Yeah, Stern will be just fine. Besides, it's not like someone won't be sitting with their finger on the censor button, ready to bleep him -- or fellow judge Sharon Osbourne, for that matter.

 

4. He's a great interviewer


Stern knows how to get his subjects to dish on the good stuff, a feat that not everyone can manage. It's a talent that will be sure to help "AGT" drum up some extra shockers and drama -- in other words, ratings.

5. He's a family man


Stern may come across as a sex-crazed guy on his radio show, but that's his on-air personality. Away from the mic, he has always insisted he's a good guy. As he said during his interview on CNN's "Piers Morgan" (whose spot at the "AGT" judging table Stern happens to now be taking), he's never cheated on his wife -- not first wife Alison, not current wife Beth, whom he constantly gushes about. He raised three daughters, so he probably has at least some idea about how to tailor his comments to be family friendly. Did I also mention that he adores his dog Bianca Romijn-Stamos? So yeah, he has a raunchy radio personality, but his scandals aren't quite on the same level as others who have been part of the show. There wasn't this much outrage when Jerry Springer -- who has admitted to hiring prostitutes and has his own talk-show featuring cheaters, strippers and more -- hosted "AGT."

6. He's just plain entertaining


There's a reason why Stern has been such a huge success, and it's not all thanks to the dirty talk. He's a hard-working man who's great at entertaining. Regardless of whether you like what he has to say, he'll get a reaction out of you, and you'll stay tuned.

 

Could 'Dexter' end with season 8?
 

Serial killer drama “Dexter” has been renewed for two more seasons, but that could be all fans will get out of the series.

Showtime president David Nevins has told Entertainment Weekly that while this could change, "everybody is operating under [the] assumption" that seasons 7 and 8 will constitute the end of “Dexter.”

Additionally, a storyline is already being crafted to be carried out during those next two seasons.

"There’s things that are going to happen [this season] that will set up a very clear endgame that will take two seasons to tell," Nevins told EW on Thursday.

“Coming back for two more years gives us clarity about how and when it will go out,” the TV exec explained.

Nevins developed and produced the hit show “Friday Night Lights,” and said that a similar timeline helped end the series successfully.

“Having that definitiveness always helps,” he noted. “We were able to plot very clearly. It’s rare to have that degree of certainty.”

Seasons 7 and 8 will include the standard 12 episodes. Catch season 6 on Sundays at 9 p.m. on Showtime.

 

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